Man Soap

I'm not really sure how it began, but a while ago Luke and Mitchell decided that they needed to use their Dad's "Man Soap" when they bathe. I guess they think it makes them cleaner than anything their mom might choose. Or maybe they just haven't seen their Dad much because he's been at the office a lot lately and they're trying to remember what he smells like in which case the "Man Soap" might not help them because William usually uses Dove. Whatever their thinking, it doesn't matter because all of a sudden they don't mind getting clean because "Man Soap" really takes care of the job. They jump in the tub and start swishing their washcloths in the water then they lather up that washcloth and spend quite a while scrubbing themselves...well, Luke actually spends a good portion of the time sucking on the washcloth and then spitting out whatever it is he's put in his mouth while saying "its yucky, no, its yummy; I like to drink "Man Soap.'"

Here is Mitchell's poem:

Man Soap is blue
And so are you!

I suspect that Luke's poem might go something like this:

Man Soap, Man Soap I love you
I want to eat you
You taste like goo!